My Scumbag System
Synopsis
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
Welcome to the hunt.
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ADDITIONAL Tags:
No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
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Status: Ongoing
Chapters: 666
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Chapters (666 Total)
RSS- 201 6 AM Sucks, Even for Superhumans
- 202 Name, Rank, and What You Hate Most
- 203 You're Just Another Kid Who Hasn't Died Yet
- 204 The Difference Between a Spark and an Inferno
- 205 A Call for Dr. Death
- 206 My Scumbag System is a Jealous Goddess
- 207 The Nurse's Nickname is "Dr. Death"?!
- 208 You're an Interesting Specimen
- 209 For Science, Of Course
- 210 The First Rule of Leadership is to Manage Expectations
- 211 How to Get Lost on Purpose
- 212 My Crush Remembers the Smallest Details (It's a Trap!)
- 213 The Problem with Holding Hands is That You Have to Let Go
- 214 Everyone is Waiting for the Punchline
- 215 The Schedule from Hell
- 216 My Rejects, Damn It
- 217 The Garbage Heap Produces Diamonds
- 218 A Conversation With My Diminutive, Annoying Landlord
- 219 The Gacha Giveth, and the Gacha is Weird
- 220 The Scumbag is Now a Fairy Tale Princess
- 221 The Difference Between a Party Trick and a War Crime
- 222 The Stray Dog Meets the Pedigreed Lioness
- 223 And Which Asset Am I?
- 224 The Stray Dogs Bite the Hand That Tries to Feed Them
- 225 Motivating Slackers with Toilet Duty
- 226 A Starfish, A Goddess, and My Disappointed Girlfriend
- 227 The Blind Leading the Blindly Furious
- 228 The Flawless Performance I Didn't Orchestrate
- 229 I'm A Scumbag, Not A Teacher
- 230 The Scumbag's Self-Help Seminar
- 231 How to Break a Girl's Guard (Literally and Figuratively)
- 232 The Scumbag's Epiphany
- 233 The Stray Dog Learns a New Trick
- 234 Positive Reinforcement Tastes Delicious
- 235 Looks Like Teacher is Finally Here
- 236 Reality Sickness and Other Fun Ways to Get Killed
- 237 The Most Dangerous Question in the Academy
- 238 The Antennas of Genius
- 239 The Predictable, Adorable Failure of a Healer
- 240 Her First Bullseye Was My Heart (or Somewhere Lower)
- 241 You Call This Help? I Call It Foreplay.
- 242 The Mouse Watches the Wolves Play
- 243 This is What "Later" Looks Like
- 244 This Is What Happens When You Make Your Queen Jealous
- 245 Whoever Makes a Sound Loses The War
- 246 My Queen Claims Her Victory (And Plans The Next)
- 247 This Is How You Forge a Weapon Out of Hope
- 248 The Fox, The Sketchbook, and The Calculated Lie
- 249 Every Asset Has a Price, Every Rival a Weakness
- 250 My Professor's Ringing Endorsement Comes With a Stipend
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