My Scumbag System
Synopsis
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
Welcome to the hunt.
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ADDITIONAL Tags:
No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
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Status: Ongoing
Chapters: 666
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Chapters (666 Total)
RSS- 101 Aphrodite Was Here (Management Assumes No Liability)
- 102 My Queen, My Property
- 103 SATORIIIIII!
- 104 My Room Is a Disaster Zone (And I Liked It)
- 105 My Son, the... What Exactly?
- 106 The 'King of the Glass House' Title Sucks, Actually
- 107 My Cover-Up Plan Involves Getting Another Girlfriend. What Could Go Wrong?
- 108 Breakfast is Served, and So is My Death Warrant
- 109 The Red-Hot Habanero Finally Makes Her Appearance
- 110 My Mom's Terms and Conditions Are Unacceptable
- 111 Operation: Gaslight My Mom
- 112 And the Award for Best Fake Breakup Goes To...
- 113 Method Acting a Scumbag
- 114 My Gacha Luck is Terrible, But My Seduction Game is S-Rank
- 115 Putting on the Mask for the Masquerade
- 116 The Three Types of People at a Hunter Party
- 117 My Opening Line is a Declaration of War
- 118 The Stray Dog Bites Back
- 119 I Found the Misfit Class I'm Destined to Rule
- 120 The Stray Dog's Manifesto
- 121 The Stray Dog's Speech Made All the Princesses Sit Up and Beg
- 122 My Social Predator Title is Already Paying Dividends
- 123 My Queen Now Generates Passive Income
- 124 Some Men Build Empires, I Build an Ice Queen
- 125 Hope is a Powerful Weapon (And She's Pointing It at My Head)
- 126 You Can Fool the World, But You Can't Fool Your Mother
- 127 The Habanero in the Apron
- 128 The Worm Question
- 129 My Queen Decided to "Let It Go"
- 130 Lesson One: Control Your Power. Lesson Two: Hide Your Phone.
- 131 My Pre-Study-Date Fashion Crisis is an S-Rank Threat
- 132 This Apartment Building is Nicer Than My Entire Neighborhood
- 133 The Stray Dog of NVA Finds Out He Has a Fan Club
- 134 How to Go Viral? Take Off Your Shirt
- 135 The Internet Wants to Call Me Daddy
- 136 This is The Best Second (Not-Quite) Date of My Life and Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
- 137 Driving Lessons From a Broken Man
- 138 My Scumbag Step-Brother Can't Be This Domestic
- 139 The Selfish Sound Selfless
- 140 Morning Math is a Scumbag's Worst Enemy
- 141 Ascension is for Suckers Who Play the Short Game
- 142 How to Exploit a System (The Academy Edition)
- 143 The Great Wall of Teenagers
- 144 Seventy-Five Futures, Thousands of Funerals
- 145 Welcome to the Kobayashi Maru, First-Years
- 146 The Art of Failing Upwards
- 147 The Timid Fox and the Stray Dog
- 148 My Judge is a Sociopathic AI
- 149 There's Always a Bigger, Dumber Robot
- 150 My Support Academia
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