My Scumbag System
Synopsis
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
Welcome to the hunt.
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ADDITIONAL Tags:
No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
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Status: Ongoing
Chapters: 666
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- 252 My Queen Makes Her Move on a Different Chessboard
- 253 They Say All's Fair in Love And War, But This Is Ridiculous
- 254 The Goddess of Love Just Turned This Day Trip into a Dating Sim
- 255 The Mouse, The Fox, and The Wolf Deciding Which One to Hunt
- 256 Apparently, My Mission Is Now Retail Therapy
- 257 This Is What Happens When You Let Carmen Make The Plans
- 258 Six Pods for Six Misfits, and One Very Pointed Challenge
- 259 This Paired Simulation Was Designed By a Sadist
- 260 Light Me Up, Stray Dog
- 261 I Don't Know What We Are, But It Works
- 262 My Apex Predator Teammate Can't Be This Cute
- 263 The Lazy Genius and the Tactical Loafer
- 264 How to Bribe a Genius with Silk Shirts
- 265 Seven Beauties and a Funeral for My Afternoon
- 266 My Stepsister's Patience is E-Rank
- 267 A Honeytrap in a Cream-Colored Dress
- 268 Operation: Dazzle the Cannon Fodder
- 269 Save the Damsel (But Let the Girls Handle It)
- 270 This Balcony Scene is a Critical Success
- 271 Headphones Off, Signals On
- 272 My Saliva is Now an S-Rank Narcotic
- 273 One Kiss and She's Hooked
- 274 Operation: Weaponize the Simps
- 275 The Scumbag, the Bat, and the Wardrobe
- 276 Disorder in Mind, Order in Formation
- 277 This Joint Briefing is an S-Rank Social Hazard
- 278 The Sunken Necropolis and Its Un-fun Committee Meeting
- 279 The Top 5 Rankings are a Declaration of War
- 280 The Sunken Necropolis and Its Unfortunate Wake-Up Call
- 281 Playtime is Over, Cannon Fodder
- 282 The Scumbag's Guide to Motivational Speaking
- 283 Trial by Slaughter, Sponsored by the Gods of Violence
- 284 This Dungeon Has Terrible Feng Shui
- 285 Surprise! The Floor Wants to Drown You
- 286 Symphony of the Scumbag
- 287 A Single Ace Beats a Full House of Ghouls
- 288 Angry Stepsister is Hot
- 289 Weaponizing The Smoke Show
- 290 This Dungeon's Lure is Not VHC-Approved
- 291 The Sunken Necropolis and Its Unscheduled Management Change
- 292 Charity is the Sharpest Blade
- 293 Scumbag Diplomacy, Lesson One
- 294 Team-Building Exercises
- 295 About That Post-Credits Scene...
- 296 My Scumbag, The Human Shield
- 297 My Tsundere Programming Has Encountered a Fatal Error
- 298 The Power of Love is an Orbital Cannon
- 299 My Girl, My Carry, My Multiple New Problems
- 300 The Most Expensive Babysitting Gig in History
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