My Scumbag System
Synopsis
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
Welcome to the hunt.
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ADDITIONAL Tags:
No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
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Status: Ongoing
Chapters: 666
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Chapters (666 Total)
RSS- 301 Just Like Your Father
- 302 The Man in the Mirror Has Some Notes
- 303 The Satori Show
- 304 A Mother's Love
- 305 Family Reunion (Worst Possible Timing Edition)
- 306 CPR Stands for 'Catastrophic Parental Reveal'
- 307 Sanctions Division? I Thought You Said Sanctions & Divisions
- 308 My Alibi is Gravity
- 309 Some Graves Are Better Left Undisturbed
- 310 Level Up! (And Other Confusing Lies)
- 311 My Protagonist Privileges May Come With Hidden Fees
- 312 The Gacha Banner At The End Of The World
- 313 My Gacha Pull Has Unlocked the Main Quest
- 314 My Girlfriend's Dad Wants to Have a 'Talk'
- 315 My Stepdad's Approval Came With One, Terrifying Condition
- 316 A Hero's Welcome is Just Another Word for a Social Minefield
- 317 Even a Social Predator Needs to Eat Dinner Sometimes
- 318 My Patron God Thinks My Love Life Is a Hit Show
- 319 The Hounds of Onyx Don't Understand the Concept of a Sick Day
- 320 My Harem is Officially in a Cold War
- 321 The Room Where It Happens [1/2]
- 322 The Room Where It Happens [2/2]
- 323 Packing Up is Hard to Do, Especially When Your Bodyguard Has a Crush on the Stray Dog
- 324 Argent Sentinels Have Rules; Onyx Hounds Have Cookies
- 325 Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys, We Hope You Survive the Experience
- 326 New Member Orientation
- 327 The Only Thing Worse Than a Dungeon is a Roster Sheet
- 328 My Squad is One Part Healer, One Part Spy, and One Part Human Shield
- 329 Congratulations on Your Promotion to Middle Management
- 330 My Team's Biggest Weakness is Also Our Secret Weapon
- 331 Everyone Wants a Fix
- 332 Bubblegum Pops***
- 333 Bubblegum For Breakfast
- 334 Flora, Fauna, and Financial Ruin
- 335 The Only Thing Scarier Than a Bad Pull is My Stepsister's "We Need to Talk" Voice
- 336 Team Alpha's First Field Trip
- 337 Team Alpha Goes to the Murder Garden
- 338 Robots, Roses, and Really Bad Feelings
- 339 Welcome to the Botanical Uprising
- 340 Internal Hostile Takeover
- 341 Post-Dungeon Clarity
- 342 Status Report: 295 SP, One Angry Goth Girl, And A Very Suspicious Message
- 343 Debriefing The Mission
- 344 My Socially Anxious Nerd Just Successfully Flirted
- 345 How To Handle A Rank 10 Tsundere's Jealousy
- 346 A Queen Must Be Taught Her Place, And The Lesson Begins On Her Knees
- 347 Status Report From The Other Side
- 348 A Tale of Two Professors
- 349 My Boyfriend (Who Isn't My Boyfriend) Invited Me To His Room And I Am Not Okay
- 350 Why Would I Run?
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