My Scumbag System
Synopsis
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
Welcome to the hunt.
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ADDITIONAL Tags:
No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
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Status: Ongoing
Chapters: 666
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Chapters (666 Total)
RSS- 1 Welcome to Your New Life, You Fat Fuck
- 2 Operation: Purge the Pigsty is Step One to Seducing My Stepsister
- 3 The Day the Pig Learned to Cook and My World Turned Upside Down
- 4 He Cleaned His Room, Is This the Apocalypse?
- 5 The Daily Life of a Reluctant Stalker
- 6 Tsundere Error 404: Respect Not Found... Or Is It?
- 7 Finally, Some Real Fucking Power
- 8 The Day My Eyes Became a Passive Debuff
- 9 A Wild Leech Appears! It Uses 'Indifference.' It's Super Effective!
- 10 Congratulations! Your Manipulation Skill Has Leveled Up!
- 11 Felonies are More Fun With a Partner
- 12 System Notification: Hand-Holding Unlocks the Tsundere Blush buff
- 13 The Oni and the Kitsune Clock In for Their First Shift
- 14 My Porter Thinks He's a Mage Now?
- 15 System Skill Unlocked: [Plausible Deniability]
- 16 I Practiced Arson and My Stepsister Got a Free Hug
- 17 System Suggestion: Achieve Maximum Emotional Impact by Not Being a Creep (For Now)
- 18 A Scumbag's Guide to Ergonomic Support
- 19 Post-Dungeon Economics 101
- 20 Seduction by Sake and C-List Action Flicks
- 21 He Knows My Trigger Points (And Not the Fun Kind)
- 22 System Quest: Apply Pressure Here for Maximum Effect
- 23 My Telekinesis Has a Mind of Its Own, and It's a Pervert
- 24 My Stepsister's Best Friend is My New Biggest Fan
- 25 The Third Wheel is the Best Seat in the House
- 26 So We're Using Honorifics Now?
- 27 My Stepsister is Allergic to My Friendship with Her Bestie
- 28 Possessiveness is a Love Language, Right?
- 29 My Stepsister Tried to Start a Fire, So I Burned Her House Down
- 30 Good Girl
- 31 Let a Scumbag Cook
- 32 Gacha is a Cruel Mistress
- 33 Cockblocked by the Welcome Home Mat
- 34 My Parents are Home and I'm Shirtless With My Stepsister, What Could Go Wrong?
- 35 My Mom is Scarier Than the Yakuza
- 36 My Stepsister and I Have a Date (It's Mandatory)
- 37 A Mother's Intuition is a Hell of a Thing
- 38 My Stepbrother's Immortal Snail Requires a Mortgage
- 39 A Scumbag's Guide to Retail Therapy
- 40 My Five-Star Date Was a Ten-Dollar Bowl of Noodles
- 41 She Asked For More (And She Didn't Mean the Noodles)
- 42 Manta-Man Can Suck My-
- 43 Quest Complete: Operation Stealth Orgasm
- 44 The Tsundere Gag Reflex is a Feature, Not a Bug
- 45 Her Aspect Screams My Name Too
- 46 A Day of Firsts (And Seconds, and Thirds...)
- 47 The Scumbag's Origin Story (For Her Eyes Only)
- 48 The Truth is Whatever I Say it is
- 49 This Condo Smells Like Teen Spirit and Disinfectant
- 50 Bartholomew, the Beginning of an Empire
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