My Scumbag System
Synopsis
Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
Welcome to the hunt.
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ADDITIONAL Tags:
No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
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Status: Ongoing
Chapters: 666
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Chapters (666 Total)
RSS- 151 My Anxiety Has a Kill Switch
- 152 Adequate is NOT in My Vocabulary
- 153 The Anomaly
- 154 Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys
- 155 Five Misfits and a Goblin Funeral
- 156 My Exam Partners are a Jock, a Sloth, and Collateral Damage
- 157 It's a Trap!
- 158 Someone Should Have Told the Goblins I Get Feral Under Pressure
- 159 How to Train Your Feral Fox Girl
- 160 This is What Happens When You Actually Follow My Plan
- 161 The Correct Answer Was Wrong
- 162 Asset Evaluation and Hands-On Research
- 163 My King Returned from Battle with Another Princess
- 164 So, Are We Picking the Same Guild or Not?
- 165 Welcome to the Family Business
- 166 The Sorting Hat is a System Quest with Hidden Rewards
- 167 How to Out-Scumbag the System
- 168 I'm Not Here to Join a Kingdom, I'm Here to Build One
- 169 Suddenly, Everyone Wants to Join the Worst Guild
- 170 And So, the Problems Began
- 171 Everyone Has an Opinion on the Stray Dog
- 172 My Viral Moment Was a Distraction Tactic
- 173 A Kingdom of Two
- 174 The Rules of Engagement for Our Secret Kingdom
- 175 My Girlfriend Is a Better Revolutionary Than I Am
- 176 Breakfast in Bed
- 177 Performance Review for My Stepsister (She Passed)
- 178 A Weapon of Mass Seduction Requires Proper Cleaning
- 179 A Scumbag's Guide to Post-Conquest Aftercare
- 180 Family, Treason, and a Side of Lettuce
- 181 How to Weaponize Love and Break Your Mother's Heart in Three Easy Steps
- 182 Regarding the New Terms and Conditions of My Family
- 183 How to Manage a Harem in the Back of a Limo
- 184 The Stray Dogs Find Their Kennel, and It's a Badass Mansion
- 185 The First Rule of Onyx House is You Don't Annoy the TA with the Eyepatch
- 186 Roll Call of the Damned, the Weird, and the Annoying
- 187 I'm Not Here to Make Friends, I'm Here to Be Your King
- 188 The Stray Dog Meets Five Queens, and None of Them Want to Bow
- 189 How to Win a Fight Without Throwing a Punch (It Really Pisses People Off)
- 190 My Queen Disapproves of My Supervillain Monologue
- 191 The Maillard Reaction Has Never Been So Abused
- 192 My Rich Classmate Solved (Our) World Hunger
- 193 The Onyx Hounds' First Supper (Is Pizza, Thank God)
- 194 Let the Games Begin
- 195 My Team is Three of the Seven Deadly Sins
- 196 An In-Depth Analysis of Three Very Different Management Styles
- 197 The Stray Dog Flips the Monopoly Board (Metaphorically)
- 198 Capitalism is the Best Foreplay
- 199 An Offer You Can't Refuse
- 200 My Queen Challenges Me, and That's Why She's the Queen
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