What Kind of Fantasy Book is This?

Six misfits go on a quest for the Fae doohickey. Chaos ensues.

[170k+ released.]

In a generic fantasy world where main characters from literature, games, and other suspiciously Earth related worlds reshape everything to their needs, six unacceptable NPCs go on a journey to get that money, though.

This ensemble cast includes a mixed species vampire that’s not very vampiric, a nearly vegan elf horse thief, an isolationist Fae shoemaker, a young orc who is hiding his successful past as a Chosen One destroyer, a competent assassin, and the vilest of all necromancers, a chiropractor. They definitely have no interpersonal conflicts.

Join three men and three women, who are not into each other, as they encounter monsters, dragons, cults, weird West, crypto, and everything else. How long will it take for them to realize that they forgot to pack their weapons? Temu Discworld meets overly obscure Ready Player One. The book that makes you ask: What Kind of Fantasy Book is This?  

What to expect:

Modern language 

The unexpected / Trope breaking

Action sequences  

Deserved group progression

Fun fantasy

No romance

No AI usage 

Scheduling information:

A chapter on M and W at 3:01. Bonus chapters are possible, but unlikely right now. 2k average per chapter. I have completed 20 novels and novellas. 

Misc: My cover art is commissioned. If you are reading this anywhere without the name B.Aquila or on a website other than RoyalRoad.com (it is free there), this is stolen work.