The Adorable Scumbag

Starting from absolute, staggering rock-bottom.

Lucian Solva is a greedy, ex-military university graduate and an absolute unit whose looks are a certified 10/10. Unfortunately, he is also a chaotic, reckless slacker whose brain cells are actively fighting for third place. Driven by a single-minded obsession to get filthy rich by any means necessary, Lucian constantly drags everyone around him into his unhinged schemes—inevitably ending with him getting brutally humbled by the police, his mother, or reality itself.

Yet, he never learns. Undeterred, he rises again and again for the sake of his own greed, aggressively twisting the world around him to fit his personal hustle.

This is the ultimate march of a beautifully toxic, shamelessly greedy, low-tier scumbag.

WARNING: This story is a work of fiction, and everything written here is a pure, unhinged delusion birthed from the trash author's broken brain. If you try to pull any of the protagonist’s schemes in real life, you will get locked up, and it will not be funny. The author takes zero responsibility if you get arrested. Seriously, please go touch grass and don't sue me. Pretty please.