Isekai'd Too Late: Please Don't Eat the Guinea Pig

The prophecy was clear. A hero would be summoned from another world to save the kingdom. The Order of the Eternal Flame spent a thousand years and their entire treasury making it happen. 

Then the hero arrived. 

He smelled catastrophic. He had 0 intelligence. He just tried to eat one of the clergy.

Somewhere above his head, a glowing screen is desperately trying to get him to stop following that butterfly. 

Isekai'd Too Late is a LitRPG comedy following the world's least qualified hero — a zombie summoned into a fantasy kingdom of talking animals — and the increasingly exasperated guinea pig wizard strapped to his shoulder who is single-handedly preventing a second apocalypse one cheerful pink cantrip at a time. 

Progress is measured in decimal points and beetles. Hope is measured in head turns. 

He was getting there. 

Though he might be a little late.

Releases M - F 8 am Eastern Time.

Starting August 10th

The only warning is that there are monster fights and that violence occurs in battles.