Banished Divinity : Learning to be Human
Synopsis
I used to be a divine weapon. Created to destroy demons. Feared by angels.
Untouchable. Unquestionable. Uninterested in humanity.
Until I killed a few humans.
Apparently, that was “wrong.”
So the Celestial Tribunal stripped me of my power and banished me to the human world… to learn what it means to live.
Now I’m stuck in the body of a 22-year-old college student body.
So far, I have learned:
1) Humans cry over food
2) Doors are surprisingly loud
3) Mum's slipper is more terrifying than divine judgment
I can’t use my powers.
I can’t control this body.
And somehow… I have feelings now.
This is unacceptable.
Worse—something is coming.
Something even the Tribunal fears.
And for reasons I do not yet understand…
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All share Time Travel, Multiple Lovers and Attractive Lead
Chapters 117
- 51 Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 1) : The Boy Who Learned Not to Cry
- 52 Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 2) : The Rooftop Ritual
- 53 Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 3) : The Girl Who Came From the Sky
- 54 Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 4) : A New Life
- 55 Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 5) : The Boy Who Remembered
- 56 Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 6) : The day everything changed
- 57 Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 7) : It was not a normal lightning strike.
- 58 Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 8) : The family in Chaos and They are weird
- 59 Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 9) : The Gate (THE END)
- 60 Chap 48 : The World's Saddest Green Speed Bump Crashes Through My Window
- 61 Chap 49 : Moo Moo Ate My Textbook and Violated Several Laws of Reality
- 62 Chap 50 : I Received a C. Mum Declared It a Divine Miracle.
- 63 Chap 51 : The Celestial Throat-Clearing That Got Drowned Out by Scallions and Sister Privilege
- 64 Chap 52 : In Which a B Becomes a Family Heirloom
- 65 Chap 53 : The Nobel Prize That Normal People Don't Understand
- 66 Chap 54 : The Mystery of the Synchronized Eye Twitch (Log #80)
- 67 Chap 55 : In Which I Discover Dad's Secret Identity (Possibly a Wizard)
- 68 Chap 56 : Summer Allergies, Dad's Greatest Lie Yet
- 69 Chap 57 : Sad Cabbages, Ghostly Shadow Puppets, and a Hug That Lasted Two Seconds
- 70 Chap 58 : Something Cold This Way Comes (And It's Not Summer Allergies)
- 71 Chap 59 : The Four Ps: Product, Price, Place, and Pain
- 72 Chap 60 : Comparative Advantage and Other Lies I Tell Myself
- 73 Chap 61 : The Great Outdoors (A Terrible Idea)
- 74 Chap 62 : Five Versus One and They All Need Ice Packs (Especially the Slapped One)
- 75 Chap 63 : The Emotional Octopus Attacks (And Dad's Nose Becomes One with the Window)
- 76 Chap 64 : The Traitorous 'Yes' (Or: How a Ghost Screamed Me Into a Date)
- 77 Chap 65 : The Great Ice Cream Offensive (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Date)
- 78 Chap 66 : Three Days Later. Saturday, 15th August. D-Day.
- 79 Chap 67 : 2:00 PM. One Hour Before Departure.
- 80 Chap 68 : The Ice Cream Offensive (Or, How a Ghost Nearly Gave Me an Aneurysm on Public Transport)
- 81 Chap 69 : Blossom Haven Park. Finally.
- 82 Chap 70 : The Restaurant of Broken Dreams (Or, How I Mistook a Rich Lady for an Angel)
- 83 Chap 71 : Flashback: Mina's Lecture on Rich People.
- 84 Chap 72 : Back to the Present. The Restaurant of Broken Dreams.
- 85 Chap 73 : The Dinner That Rewired A Celestial Brain (And Not in a Good Way)
- 86 Chap 74 : The End of the Night. Or So I Thought.
- 87 Chap 75 : The Bus Ride Home. The Walk. The Sync. The Moment?
- 88 Chap 76 : The Almost-Hug That Was Ruined by a Sister with Impeccable Timing & Also a Kitchen Knife?
- 89 Chap 77 : Next Morning. A different D-Day and I, the Celestial Being Approve? Interesting.
- 90 Chap 78 : The Door. The Murderer. The Slipper of Justice.
- 91 Chap 79 : The Cozy Pizzeria. I, a Celestial Being having A Moment with Pizza
- 92 Chap 80 : The Claw Machine. The Enemy of All Celestial Beings.
- 93 Chap 81 : The Song That Refused to Die & A Diner That Probably No Longer Exists.
- 94 Chap 82 : The Song. The Question. The Quiet Heartbreak.
- 95 Chap 83 : The Spicy Rice Cake Betrayal (Or, How My Stomach Declared War on My Celestial Dignity)
- 96 Chap 84 : The Listening. The Understanding. The Walk Home with Two Buildings and a Midget.
- 97 Chap 85 : The Goodbye. The Promise. The End of a Very Strange Day.
- 98 Chap 86 : The Great Camping Conspiracy
- 99 Chap 87 : How I Mistook a School Nurse for another Celestial Messenger and Made Everything Awkward
- 100 Chap 88 : I, the Celestial Being shall go to this camp. Wish me luck.
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