The Ill Starred Knight (Middle-aged MC, Underdog, Idle Clicker, Broken Build)
Synopsis
George wakes in a white room with no memory, a ticking countdown, and a single red button.
He's fifty-year-old father trapped inside a deadly idle game. Even worse, George's entire progression path appears to involve clicking a button over and over while stronger players carve their way through the game around him.
Then he receives a cheat-code ability. Suddenly, the more danger George faces, the sharper his mind becomes and the more time slows around him.
What begins as a desperate fight for survival slowly transforms George into something terrifying—a time-bending knight in magical armor with an AI sidekick in his head.
What to expect:
• Middle-aged underdog MC who grows on you as he rediscovers his own identity and learns how to survive
• LitRPG + clicker/incremental progression
• Creative system exploitation
• Scrap-built machines, traps, and automation
• Deadly survival trials
• Slow-burn progression into an endgame monster
• A friendly, but sarcastic AI companion with lots of banter
• Sci-fi/fantasy apocalypse
• Found family
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Status: Ongoing
Chapters: 92
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Chapters (92 Total)
RSS- 1 Chapter 1: THIS IS OUR GAME
- 2 Chapter 2: THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
- 3 Chapter 3: Crafting Unlocked
- 4 Chapter 4: BESIDES, I HELPED YOU. YOU’LL SEE.
- 5 Chapter 5: Dad is the king of pancakes.
- 6 Chapter 6: Purchased: Familiar—Node Spider.
- 7 Chapter 7: You’re along for the ride. I'm driving.
- 8 Chapter 8: A bunch of things humanity didn't even know existed.
- 9 Chapter 9: Three MacGyvers out of a possible ten
- 10 Chapter 10: Say that when your X-wing gets stuck in a swamp…
- 11 Chapter 11: I’m Nod, the super node spider.
- 12 Chapter 12: Keep pulling that cord, Sisyphus!
- 13 Chapter 13: The Convergence of the Twain
- 14 Chapter 14: This is never going to work.
- 15 Chapter 15: Two man enter, one man leave.
- 16 Chapter 16: A 50/50 chance you’ll end up as a sentient gas pyramid scheme.
- 17 Chapter 17: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
- 18 Chapter 18: BUT YOU ONLY JUST ARRIVED
- 19 Chapter 19: I GOT DRUGGED AND LEFT FOR DEAD IN MEXICO - AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID SHIRT.
- 20 Chapter 20: I call it falling into the gutter.
- 21 Chapter 21: You don't know how it feels to be me.
- 22 Chapter 22: We're a papa!
- 23 Chapter 23: Spiders, assemble!
- 24 Chapter 24: Soon George has to go away to a place where something will probably eat him.
- 25 Chapter 25: Nodlings! Hit that button.
- 26 Chapter 26: Never invite monsters from the Ink to your planet when death is on the line.
- 27 Chapter 27: Life finds so many curious ways to preserve itself, does it not?
- 28 Chapter 28: A feature of the helm that I neglected to mention.
- 29 Chapter 29: Uh. I think we can weld, George.
- 30 Chapter 30: The Minotaur Justifies the Existence of the Labyrinth
- 31 Chapter 31: I like the cut of his jib.
- 32 Chapter 32: Just keep that shaft coming. Always room for more.
- 33 Chapter 33: I Am Your Father
- 34 Chapter 34: Floor is Lava
- 35 Chapter 35: Let’s just say I’ve got a bad feeling about it.
- 36 Chapter 36: I hate to disparage my fellow thinking machine, but this guy seems like kind of a dick.
- 37 Chapter 37: Curiouser and curiouser
- 38 Chapter 38: One For the Road
- 39 Chapter 39: Go get me that guy’s pants!
- 40 Chapter 40: The Emissary Shard of the Ill-Starred Knight
- 41 Chapter 41: Voidmetal ninjas don’t hide behind wingback chairs in the dark
- 42 Chapter 42: Lest thine ears deceive me, that was a little girl.
- 43 Chapter 43: Dear Johnny. We come in peace. Please turn down your scary carny vibes.
- 44 Chapter 44: Thus George’s kooky odyssey continues...
- 45 Chapter 45: A few traumatized soldiers catching a breather and smoking a J between battles.
- 46 Chapter 46: This mama bear shit is going to get us killed someday.
- 47 Chapter 47: Eventually, it will boil.
- 48 Chapter 48: It just doesn’t get grosser than that guy.
- 49 Chapter 49: Message Received. Prince Neco is a sociopath who needs to get got.
- 50 Chapter 50: I love it when a plan comes together
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