The lords command : cultivation novel with comedic twist

"Father, my wife's been acting strangely lately, saying someone's calling her."

"Here, the Lord says this works."

"What's this?" "

M1911 Divine Inscription model. Hold it like this, aim it at your wife, and then pull this trigger."

.........

The whispers of the ancient gods couldn't drown out the crisp sound of a bullet being chambered.
The roars of demon gods couldn't suppress the booming of naval cannons.

The howls of evil gods were far less melodious than the charging of a laser cannon.

A mercenary, summoned by the Buddha of Fire and reborn in another world, must accept the gods' commission as a priest to bring a small burst of firepower to those unclean beings who have lingered in the material world for so long!

Don't worry, here, the Lord says this works! (Draws gun/rocket launcher/sniper cannon/matrix cannon/space-based cannon)