Bound By Banishment (LitRPG, Urban fantasy, reverse isekai complete novel)

AI WAS ONLY USED TO ASSIST WITH PUNCTUATION

[warning system override – The following message is brought to you by Cuc, the magical UI] 

[What do you mean there's a magical filter that means I can't swear in the synopsis! This is some kind of bullsquirt.... Fine!] 

[Holy biscuits! You clicked; you must either be really bored or just taking a break from some “alone time”. Either way, let me introduce you to the story. I'm Cuc, born from the unconscious mind of one Robert (Bobby Boy) Bennett.] 

[A big man called Caelen from an alternate medieval version of Earth was banished to our fair globe after his daddy got snuffed out. He smacked into Bobby Boy so hard when he was running that he passed the ability to cast magic onto him, creating me in the process. Fun, right!] 

[When the big man arrived, he urinated off the wrong people for reasons I won't be explaining here as I don't want to give away all the good shiz! What I will say is when you upset the wrong people and have the Police on your backside as you try to get back to magic land, along with trying to teach a magical moron the basics, you are in for a fun flipping ride my friends. You’ll laugh; you’ll cry, just like the muppet typing this on his keyboard.] 

[Come for the Cuc, stay for the story.] 

[Oh, and be friendly in the comments or don't, I couldn't care less. But it's the author's first time writing anything since that letter to Santa asking for a train. You’d think he was a kid, but nooooooo, mother fudger was 38 and gave the letter to his wife!] 

[Anyway, read the book.]