Transmigrated Into a Cultivation World? Good Thing I Can Read Minds!
Synopsis
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Cultivate the Dao of Shamelessness. Ascend to the Heavens.
Transmigrated into a world full of immortal-seeking, drug-addicted cultivators with a broken dantian, Feng Fan discovers his unique cheat: Mind-reading.
Armed with said cheat, a sentient brick, and the knowledge of countless xianxia plots burned into his mind, he’s determined to reach immortality. With his brain long fried by brain-rot plots, no young master or ancient clan can stop his rise.
What to expect:
- Bawdy humor.
- Actual Daoist knowledge (mixed with bawdy humor)
- Shameless, unhinged MC who doesn’t hesitate to use anything at his disposal to achieve his goals.
- Young masters, who need facial reconstruction, in abundance
- Honey-trap jade beauties.
- Elders to slap, and ancient clans to set on fire.
- No harem.
- The most edgy of the edgelords (Little Brick has 12 edges).
- This is a parody of brain-rot cultivation novels. Turn off your brain and enjoy the ride.
- Sect Building (much later in the story)
Average Chapter Length: 2,000 Words
Release Schedule: 3x chapter/week.
This novel is part of Feng Fan's Ascension Saga.
Capitalistic Cultivation. (Launched)
Max Sword Comprehension. (Launch date TBD)
Seizing Divinity. (Launch date TBD)
Cover by Duy Phan
Typograph by Inorai
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Status: Ongoing
Chapters: 44
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Chapters (44 Total)
RSS- 1 Chapter 1: When a Shy Maiden Lifts Her Skirt
- 2 Chapter 2: Rob Them Clean!
- 3 Chapter 3: Cultivators Are a Perverted Bunch
- 4 Chapter 67: Talking About Money Among Brothers Sullies Our Sacred Brotherhood!
- 5 Chapter 68: The Outside World Is Too Dangerous
- 6 Chapter 69: I am Indeed as Handsome and Dashing as the Rumors Say
- 7 Chapter 70: Why Had This Boy Grown So… Fat?
- 8 Chapter 71: Young Master Ding, Why Do You Have an Anaconda Between Your Legs?
- 9 Chapter 72: Third Prince Mao Shun
- 10 Chapter 73: Kidnappers and Kidnapped
- 11 Chapter 74: I Would At Least Like Not To Be Sober
- 12 Chapter 75: Sword as Firm And As Erect as Mount Tai
- 13 Chapter 76: Such Were The Ups And Downs Of The Cultivation World
- 14 Chapter 77: The Best Material To Create Arrays
- 15 Chapter 78: Several Months Later…
- 16 Chapter 79: Never Forget To Lift His Friends’ Burden
- 17 Chapter 80: For The Prosperity Of The Heavens Suppression Sect And Its Sect Master
- 18 Chapter 81: A Bunch Of Paupers, Not Even Worth The Effort Of Killing!
- 19 Chapter 82: Helping Evil Cultivators Cleansing Bad Karma
- 20 Second Novel Announcement
- 21 Chapter 83: Rogue Cultivator 69
- 22 Chapter 84: Divine Doctor Mo
- 23 Chapter 85: Not Only Am I Handsome, But I’m Also a Good Guy
- 24 Chapter 86: Deflowering a Million-Years-Old Maiden (1)
- 25 Chapter 87: Deflowering a Million-Years-Old Maiden (2)
- 26 Chapter 88: Mysterious Ship
- 27 Chapter 89: Where Do These Gu Come From?
- 28 Chapter 90: How About a Sunbath?
- 29 Chapter 91: A Pair of Good, Righteous Cultivators
- 30 Chapter 92: Is This Guy’s Brain In His Pants?
- 31 Chapter 93: Killing A Peak Nascent Soul Cultivator
- 32 Chapter 94: Such Crude Method, Yet They Still Fall For It?
- 33 Chapter 95: Tier 4 Array Master
- 34 Chapter 96: A Janitor Made To Clean Battlefields
- 35 Chapter 97: Second Coming Of Pig-like Teammate
- 36 Chapter 98: I Want To Protect Our Homeland. I Want To Protect The Common People
- 37 Chapter 99: A Match Made In Heaven
- 38 Chapter 100: The Fifth Suppression Artifact
- 39 Chapter 101: This Script… Was Wrong
- 40 Stub Announcement
- 41 Chapter 102: Repay Enmity With Kindness (1)
- 42 Chapter 103: Repay Enmity With Kindness (2)
- 43 Chapter 104: No Good Deed Ever Goes Unpunished
- 44 Chapter 105: Leaving So Soon?
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