Reincarnated As A Horny Single-Celled Organism

What to Expect:

A horn

Monster evolution

Questionable life choices

Adventure

Found family

More double entendres than strictly necessary

Absolutely nothing spicy (This is not a harem, stop asking)

Evolution LitRPG | Monster Evolution | Found Family | Comedy

Andrew Snodgrass (Yes, unfortunately that is his given name) was on his way to have the most wonderful night of his life (hopefully) when the universe decides it has other plans for him. He wakes up a single-celled organism with three abilities: [Absorb Nutrients], [Divide], and [Exist].

Yay.

Now Andy must not only survive but thrive on his journey of self-discovery and hopefully evolving into something with a little more to offer than a nucleus. For his first ability option he has the option of speed, shield or sword. Andy chooses the pointy option and becomes the horniest cell the universe has ever seen. Will it carry him through his evolutionary path or will Andy decide the horny option isn't for him?

Regular chapters release M, W, F. 

Bonus chapters (If earned) release T, Th, and sometimes on the weekend

Patreon is always at least two weeks ahead.

If you're reading this somewhere other than RoyalRoad this work has been stolen. It is an original work by user Duncan Spice and is not (currently) posted anywhere for sale.