Bite Me

Zombies vs Vampires vs One Wise-Ass.

The zombie apocalypse happened. Zoey missed it. It didn't miss her.

She wakes from the worst hangover of her life to a blaring TV and fifty-something missed calls from her twin sister. She heads outside to win the argument. She doesn't come back alive — and doesn't entirely come back dead, either. Death, it turns out, is a minor inconvenience. She introduces herself to Collin by punching him in the face, and things go downhill from there.

With nearly all of humanity reduced to a shuffling horde, saving what's left falls to Zoey and Collin. She's not about to let a little thing like a missing pulse stop her.

But something older is stirring beneath New York. A coven of vampires who'd kill to walk in sunlight again. Their plan is almost finished — and Zoey is the one piece they're missing.