Leftover Apocalypse
Synopsis
Calliope Smith's eighteenth birthday wasn't going great, but at least getting yanked into a world of magic and monsters is a good way to ditch the police. Sure, people (and allergies, and magical accidents, and who knows what else) might be trying to kill her, but if the choice is between learning magic and going back to Earth she'll deal with almost dying all the time.
Is she a chosen one? It would be an odd choice, considering she has to frequently remind herself to be a good person. Is this just an accident? The letter from a mysterious benefactor promising magic and cash would imply otherwise.
This is a high fantasy adventure about an end of the world that happened, or didn't happen, or might happen. It's fine. Everything is fine. They already fixed it, it's not going to be a problem. Probably. It's also a story about trying to do the right thing while not really wanting to, and making friends when you're bad at it, and having fun despite being hunted by the goodguys and the badguys alike. It's a story about how everything is built on something else, and sometimes those things are broken.
Updating 2-3 times a week, usually Monday / Wednesday / Friday. Chapters are beefy at an average of 3,800 words.
Things that might make you want to read (or not read) this story:
- The main character is a flawed hero, not an anti-hero; she's just someone who puts actual effort into being a good person because it doesn't come naturally to her.
- The main character is also a teenager in a new world. She's naturally impulsive, and at many points in over her head. If you're someone that cannot stand when a character occasionally makes a non-optimal or even kinda dumb choice in the heat of the moment, this isn't the story for you.
- On a related note, the main characters are significantly underpowered for the first ~50 chapters at least, though this is partly a story about getting cool magic and becoming more powerful - I'm just not in a rush about it.
- Whether or not this story contains any apocalypses would be a spoiler, but in terms of genre it is NOT a post-apocalyptic story.
- The story is realistic in the sense that it is not cartoonish, people act basically like actual people, the magic has some established rules and limits, etc. But also it's high fantasy and shit gets pretty wild by the end.
Content warnings: Nothing too bad, honestly. Some discussion of mental illness and bad/abusive parenting (primarily neglect and emotional abuse). Injuries may be described in detail, but in a matter-of-fact way rather than with the goal of being gory or shocking. Discussion of foster care / group homes (mainly just mention of them being a thing, and of various staff or government employees associated with them being unhelpful). People are captured and helpless in a scary situation multiple times.
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Chapters (262 Total)
RSS- 1 PRELUDE: Gotta Watch Out For Those Syntax Errors
- 2 CHAPTER 001: About as Bad as a Day Can Get
- 3 CHAPTER 002: Process of Elimination
- 4 CHAPTER 003: Friendship May Be Magic, But in a More Literal Sense These Lights Actually Are Magic
- 5 CHAPTER 004: Stabbing, Mauling, and Some Sonic the Hedgehog Porn
- 6 CHAPTER 005: Creature Comforts
- 7 CHAPTER 006: Chapter... Ten?
- 8 CHAPTER 007: You Only Live Twice
- 9 CHAPTER 008: Dinner, Shopping, Headaches, and Rock Music
- 10 CHAPTER 009: I'm Starting a Trope Collection
- 11 CHAPTER 010: Best Foot Forward
- 12 CHAPTER 011: Just So Many Bad Ideas
- 13 CHAPTER 012: Windmills of Your Mind
- 14 CHAPTER 013: One Question Answered, Twelve More Raised
- 15 CHAPTER 014: Reality's First Draft
- 16 CHAPTER 015: Stress Fractures
- 17 CHAPTER 016: Stranger Danger
- 18 CHAPTER 017: Illegal Loopholes
- 19 BONUS: A Primer On Known Gifts
- 20 CHAPTER 018: A Calm Before the Storm
- 21 CHAPTER 019: A Nice Relaxing Morning
- 22 CHAPTER 020: Smash and Grab
- 23 CHAPTER 021: A Rock Solid Plan
- 24 CHAPTER 022: You Son of a Bitch, I'm In
- 25 CHAPTER 023: The Best Laid Plans
- 26 CHAPTER 024: A Minor Detour
- 27 CHAPTER 025: Self Reflection
- 28 CHAPTER 026: On Being Normal
- 29 CHAPTER 027: Trojan Potholes
- 30 CHAPTER 028: Hilbert's Graveyard
- 31 CHAPTER 029: More Things Calliope Doesn't Understand
- 32 CHAPTER 030: The Easiest of All Things After It, and the Hardest of All Things Before It
- 33 CHAPTER 031: Let Us Tarry For a While, and We Shall Be In Her Company
- 34 CHAPTER 032: Surely Now Our Troubles Are Well Behind Us
- 35 CHAPTER 033: It's All Uphill From Here
- 36 CHAPTER 034: Lights in the Darkness
- 37 CHAPTER 035: Safe Havens
- 38 CHAPTER 036: It Was Probably Something She Ate
- 39 CHAPTER 037: The Cross-Dimensional Piggyback Choke
- 40 CHAPTER 038: Sucker Punch
- 41 CHAPTER 039: A Bad Break
- 42 CHAPTER 040: The Great Indoors
- 43 CHAPTER 041: Two Teenage Protagonists Walk Into a Bar...
- 44 CHAPTER 042: Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
- 45 CHAPTER 043: Calliope Smith and the Forgotten Vault
- 46 CHAPTER 044: More Magic
- 47 CHAPTER 045: It's All Over But the Paperwork
- 48 CHAPTER 046: Loose Ends
- 49 INTERLUDE: Obscurus Opus
- 50 INTERLUDE: A Correspondence
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