Discount Dan
Synopsis
Noclip In, No Way Out…
All Dan wants is to find a way home. He’d settle for a beer, a bite to eat, and a place to sleep off his hangover.
But, in an endless, ever-changing dungeon cobbled together from twisted carnivals, abandoned shopping malls, janky laundromats, and condemned insane asylums, getting a bit of shut-eye is harder than it sounds.
Dan has accidentally “Noclipped” into the Backrooms—a bizarro, extra-dimensional Alice-in-Wonderland world, overrun with horrific nightmare creatures known as the Dwellers. No one ever gets out. Hell, forget about leaving, if Dan wants to survive the week, he’s going to need to harness the strange game-like magic of the Backrooms, make some very sketchy allies, and carve out a little safe haven to call his own.
And he’s going to need to do it fast because Dan is being hunted. The Flayed Monarch of the 999th floor has marked him for death and no one walks away from the Skinless Court with their hide intact…
What to Expect:
- NO Harem
- LitRPG and hard stats.
- There's an artifact-based "deck-builder" system.
- Lots of violence. Lots of loot. Lots of skills and titles.
- Gratuitous and creative swearing, which might be a turn-off to some.
- There is a dog who is made entirely out of Croc Shoe material. He has googly eyes--this detail is non-negotiable.
- Loosely set in the Backrooms for those who might know what that is, but it won't affect your enjoyment of the story if you don't know what it is.
- One reviewer summarized it pretty well: "It's like an adult version of Infinity Train, but one that eloped with Dungeon Crawler Carl. It's just beautiful."
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Chapters (49 Total)
RSS- 1 Book 1: One – The Hangover
- 2 Book 1: Two – That’s so 90s!
- 3 Book 1: Three – Clash of Legends
- 4 Book 1: Four – Research Achievement Unlocked!
- 5 Book 1: Five – Endless Corridors
- 6 Book 1: Six – Janitorial Handyman
- 7 Book 1: Seven – Bathroom Brawler
- 8 Book 1: Eight – To Greener Pastures
- 9 Book 1: Nine – Croc Dog
- 10 Book 2: One – Franchise Opportunity
- 11 Discount Dan Book 2 Cover Art Reveal!
- 12 Book 2: Two – Kiosk Crab
- 13 Book 2: Three – Variant Kiosk Network
- 14 Book 2: Four – Wraith’s Invitation
- 15 Book 2: Five – Howlers Hold
- 16 Book 2: Six – A Little Favor
- 17 Book 2: Seven – Runic Resonance Trap
- 18 Book 2: Eight – Magical Munitions
- 19 Book 2: Nine – Hotel Hell
- 20 Goodie Temperance's Character Sheet
- 21 Book 3: Chapter One – Search and Rescue
- 22 Dreams Really Do Come True - Discount Dan Launch
- 23 Book 3: Chapter Two – The Reserve Lounge
- 24 Book 3: Chapter Three – Brood Matriarch
- 25 Book 3: Chapter Four – Eldritch Elemental
- 26 Book 3: Chapter Five – Death Warmed Over
- 27 Book 3: Chapter Six – Major Renovations
- 28 Book 3: Chapter Seven – Blanket Fort Upgrades
- 29 Book 3: Chapter Eight – Sinclair
- 30 Book3: Chapter Nine – A Helping Hand
- 31 Chapter Ten – New Addition
- 32 Chapter Eleven – Suburban Grind
- 33 Book 4: Prelude – The Grand Design
- 34 Book 4: Chapter One – Negotiations
- 35 Book 4: Chapter Two – Communication Breakdown
- 36 Book 4: Chapter Three – Fallback Plans
- 37 Book 4: Chapter Four – Here Be Gorillas
- 38 Book 4: Chapter Five – Kiosk Magic
- 39 Book 4: Chapter Six – Customer Complaints
- 40 Book 4: Chapter Seven – Arsenal Upgrades
- 41 Chapter Eight – Bloodsport
- 42 Chapter Nine – Uneasy Dreams
- 43 Chapter Ten – A Mother’s Embrace
- 44 Book 4: Chapter Eleven – Old Acquaintances
- 45 Book 4: Chapter Twelve – Pinewhisker
- 46 Discount Dan 3, Kiosk Kingdom, is LIVE on Amazon and Audible
- 47 Book 4: Chapter Thirteen – Grimmhuld
- 48 Book 4: Chapter Fourteen – The Yule Sisters
- 49 Book 4: Chapter Fifteen – The Offer
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