Extermination Order
Synopsis
So it turns out that anime got something right: If you get hit by a truck, you're going to another world. Dennis became subject to that unknown quirk of reality when crossing a busy city street (despite having looked both ways). But that was quite some years ago. He's been around this new world 'Nassur' a time or two and knows how to live a good life. He also knows that adventuring friggin sucks. So, what is a man to do in a fantasy world with a shoddy leveling system that constantly suggests getting more XP, and a condition set by the gods that you must make the world a better place?
Pest extermination.
But reality is often fickle. Perhaps one day it is only rats, another, mechanical centipedes with lasers. Maybe the Dark Lord needs a shoulder to cry on because his dungeon simply can't be ready in time for the adventurers he likes to do battle against. Another poor soul from Earth could appear just as dazed and confused as the day you'd first arrived, requiring a good long talk about 'hey, what the hell is this, man'. And maybe... just maybe, that thick book of owed favors comes back to haunt you.
For a man who desires a peaceful, productive life, Dennis can find it rather difficult for a week to go by where something doesn't go awry.
This series originally started on r/HFY, [Link] but I decided to post it here since people are so positive about it! Posting rate is, and likely will continue to be, rather inconsistent.
Cover art by SSJLuxray! If you like his art and are interested in commissioning a piece, he can be contacted at [email protected] or PMed on his Reddit account at u/SsjLuxray Please do not attempt to pay him in exposure alone. People die from exposure every winter.
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Chapters (46 Total)
RSS- 1 Chapter 1: A Miserable Little Pile of Profits
- 2 Chapter 2: Castle Sidia Boogaloo
- 3 Chapter 3: Look What the Truck Dragged In...
- 4 Chapter 4: Old World Blues
- 5 Chapter 5: Doomtower Troubles
- 6 Chapter 6: Ulterior Motives Part 1 - The Big Ask
- 7 Chapter 7: Ulterior Motives Part 2 - Into The Shimmerlands
- 8 Chapter 8: Ulterior Motives Part 3 - A Tomb For All Who Enter
- 9 Chapter 9: Ulterior Motives Part 4 - Behind the Curtain
- 10 Chapter 10: Ulterior Motives Finale - Exodus
- 11 Chapter 11: Daytrip Down Under
- 12 Chapter 12: A Normal Trip to Prairieton in Which Nothing Goes Awry
- 13 Chapter 13: All That Fuss...
- 14 Chapter 14: ...For Such a Simple Job
- 15 Chapter 15: Proposals, Problems, and Pizza
- 16 Chapter 16: Sidequesting (is Getting a Girlfriend a Sidequest?)
- 17 Chapter 16.5: Getting to Know the Fam
- 18 Chapter 17: So She's a Spider, So What?
- 19 Chapter 18: Check Your Corners, Slice the Pie...
- 20 Chapter 19: ...If There's Trouble, Send a Spider in to Die
- 21 Chapter 20: Wrap it Up, Hit the Road
- 22 Chapter 21: Good Dates Make Memories, Great Dates Make Casualties
- 23 Interlude 1: A Whisper in the Night
- 24 Chapter 22: The Right Tools for the Job, and Also Their Equipment
- 25 Chapter 23: Hunters, Shut-ins, and Wyverns, Oh My!
- 26 Chapter 24: Define ‘Shenanigans’ and Tell Me Why They Involve Blood and Entrails
- 27 Chapter 24.5: Amoral in the Streets, Abolitionist in the Sheets
- 28 Chapter 25: Ringing Off the Hook
- 29 Chapter 26: A Justifiable Deployment of Mimosas
- 30 Interlude 2: Paid In Full
- 31 Chapter 27: Have You Tried Flossing?
- 32 Chapter 28: Some Hard Times, and Fun (SHTF)
- 33 Chapter 29: Trouble on the Homefront
- 34 Chapter 30: A Relaxing Week... In Hell
- 35 Chapter 31: The Search for a Soul
- 36 Chapter 31.5: The Equippening
- 37 Chapter 32: For Queen and Country!
- 38 Chapter 33: In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle (The Dennis Sleeps Tonight)
- 39 Chapter 34: 'Til Sundown
- 40 Chapter 35: Five Alarm Fire
- 41 Chapter 36: Under Siege
- 42 Chapter 37: All In on Green
- 43 Chapter 38: Feels Like the End of the World
- 44 Chapter 39: For Want of Popcorn
- 45 Chapter 40: The Only Way Out
- 46 The End? No, the Epilogue.
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