The Mars CIA

In the neon-lit colonies of Mars, national security is a matter of clicks, likes, and total state paranoia.

Meet Agent Drake Razor and Agent Stryker Thrash. They are elite, heavily armed, and take their jobs way too seriously. Their high-stakes mission? Monitoring SpaceBook, the official social media network of the Mars Colony. Being in charge of the legendary Dynamic Intel Control Krew (yes, the D.I.C.K. Squad), Razor and Thrash are authorized to arrest anyone spreading "malicious alien propaganda" or "extraterrestrial influence"—even if the legal definition of those terms is incredibly vague and mostly depends on how much coffee they've had.

But when a seemingly harmless SpaceBook post flags their system, the two agents stumble onto a digital trail that could lead to the crime of the century, a galaxy-spanning conspiracy, and a guaranteed corporate promotion. Assuming they don't accidentally shoot each other first.

Featuring high-octane space opera action, absolute workplace incompetence, and a healthy dose of sci-fi satire.

(New chapters uploaded weekly!)