The Drunken System - An Inebriated LitRPG Fiasco

The Corporation has a standard procedure for uplifting civilizations.

Step One: Observe the culture.
Step Two: Design a tailored System.
Step Three: Deploy.

The Skarn have done it millions of times.
But they’ve never done it drunk.

After discovering alcohol (and other fascinating aspects of human anatomy), the Skarn are forced to rush the rollout of Earth’s brand-new RPG System… while three sheets to the solar wind.

Humanity is pulled into a Level 0–15 tutorial simulation while the planet is “efficiently reconfigured.” When they return, Earth has been completely terraformed, wildlife relocated, and carefully calibrated monster zones installed across the globe.

The approval rating?
21%.

As humanity struggles to adapt to a redesigned planet filled with imported monsters and questionable design decisions, the Skarn scramble to fix their metrics before Corporate takes notice.

Welcome to Earth 2.0.
It has dungeons now.
And the admins are drunk.