Isekai Hero Bartender [Harem][Humor][Book 1 complete]
Synopsis
Drew gets dice kun'd into a cozy fantasy village. He is Reborn: fated to become a hero.
Only one problem.
He's still just a regular bartender.
Fortunately, he's exactly who Wynnie needs. The hapless ice mage runs the worst inn in town, and she's weeks from losing her business entirely. His background in hospitality could turn her life around.
Yet when pirates threaten the coastline, Drew's D&D instincts kick in. With the help of Wynnie and a stern dragonkin constable, he wants to save the town using little more than service industry skills and indulgent ingenuity.
But how could cocktails ever stand up to cutlasses?
What to expect:
- Almost wholesome and borderline cozy
- Slower burn romance
- A regular guy MC
- Character growth
What this ain't:
- Waifu collecting
- Gratuitous smut (but there is spice)
- Alpha Chad grows OP in a new world
- Systems, leveling, measurable power-ups
Reader discretion is advised. Please note:
1. This is not AI. Some of the wording may be ham-fisted. There will almost certainly be typos. The cover is AI because the human-drawn versions I commissioned are too booby.
2. This is harem. I've tried to make that overwhelmingly obvious. It's slower burn, so find a nice chair and relax into it.
3. Harem is not my poorly concealed fetish. My wife likes romance stories where everyone gets along, so... here we are.
4. This fiction contains substance abuse (alcohol). It's a double-edged sword in this book. Lighthearted, sure, but with real questions about the safety of drinking.
5. Sex and violence. There's a decent amount of flirtation and description, but the explicit scenes are fade to black on Royal Road. Links will be available to read the full versions.
Final notes:
Book 1 is complete at 42 chapters/98k words. I'll update daily, M-F until it's done.
This is getting an audiobook treatment by professional voice actors who run a D&D / TTRPG game (no, not that group).
Book 2 is fully drafted and getting edits as we speak. You can read ahead on Patreon.
Anyway, cheers, and enjoy!
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Chapters (45 Total)
RSS- 1 Chapter 1: What’s the Worst Possible Outcome of a Critical Failure?
- 2 Chapter 2: A Fate Worse Than Jail
- 3 Chapter 3: Standard Tavern Fare, Really
- 4 Chapter 4: Isekai, Yes. Hero, to Be Determined.
- 5 Chapter 5: I Thought You’d Died
- 6 Chapter 6: The Secret to a Good Cocktail
- 7 Chapter 7: You Never Go Full Bartender
- 8 Chapter 8: Trying to Be a Better Person Is Never Fun
- 9 Chapter 9: The Best Laid Plans of Elves and Men
- 10 Chapter 10: It’s Only a Crime if You Get Caught
- 11 Chapter 11: Fantasy Math Is Still Math
- 12 Chapter 12: It Takes Money to Make Money
- 13 Chapter 13: Show Me What You’re Working With
- 14 Chapter 14: Not All Bartenders Are Stupid, You Know
- 15 Chapter 15: Man Conquers Fire
- 16 Chapter 16: Making Scratch from Scratch
- 17 Chapter 17: A Delicacy of Corn Juice
- 18 Chapter 18: Hail, and Well Met!
- 19 Chapter 19: Wynnie’s Three Things
- 20 Chapter 20: Oh, the Place You’ll Go
- 21 Chapter 21: Finally, a Traditional Fantasy Tavern Experience
- 22 Chapter 21.5: Wynnie’s Interlude
- 23 Chapter 22: When They Veer, We Voor
- 24 Chapter 23: No Cause for Alarm Service
- 25 Chapter 24: Selling Out the Last Room
- 26 Chapter 25: A Soft Awakening
- 27 Chapter 26: A G-Rated Encounter in Vocabulary Only
- 28 Chapter 27: Finally Seeing What We’re Dealing With
- 29 Chapter 27.5: A Fruitful Misunderstanding
- 30 Chapter 28: An Unexpected Guest
- 31 Chapter 29: I Drink to Win
- 32 Chapter 30: Sneaking Out to Meet Girls
- 33 Chapter 31: Making Tea for Three
- 34 Chapter 32: Last-Minute Preparations
- 35 Chapter 33: Just Don’t Call It Ginger Beer
- 36 Chapter 34: The Drinking Contest Escalates Dramatically
- 37 Chapter 35: Further Proof That Pirates Are Total Dicks
- 38 Chapter 36: Fleeing the Scene of the Crime
- 39 Chapter 37: Any Press Is Good Press
- 40 Chapter 38: A Glimpse of the Future
- 41 Chapter 39: An Uncommon, but Not Entirely Unusual Encounter
- 42 Chapter 39.3333: Morning Missive
- 43 Chapter 39.666: Wynnie Jacks It Till It's Hard
- 44 Chapter 40: In Which I Finally Go to Jail
- 45 Chapter 41: Definitely a Chapter, Not an Epilogue
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