The Five Deaths of Joshua Cross: History's Worst Recurring Problem
Synopsis
Joshua Cross was supposed to die once.
Instead, Heaven made it permanent.
Every time Joshua dies, he wakes up in another chapter of history—Ancient Rome, Viking Norway, Egypt, and places far stranger—where surviving long enough to die again is somehow the easy part.
The hard part is dealing with Heaven.
Because Heaven isn't an endless paradise.
It's a bureaucracy.
Every resurrection comes with contracts. Every miracle comes with fees. Every mistake creates another disaster someone has to explain to God.
Joshua doesn't want to become a prophet, a demon, a god, or a historical legend.
Unfortunately, history has other ideas.
As myths unravel, civilizations spiral off course, and an increasingly exhausted Heaven struggles to clean up after him, Joshua discovers that immortality isn't a blessing.
It's an administrative error.
What to Expect:
Dark Fantasy Comedy Mythology & Religion Historical Fantasy Time Travel Across History Gods, Angels & Demons Cosmic Bureaucracy Action & Adventure Gradually Increasing Stakes No Harem No LitRPG An Eight-Book Planned Series
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Chapters (75 Total)
RSS- 1 The Day I Got a New Heart and Lost the Rest of Me
- 2 Small incisions big problem
- 3 Good News at the Crosswalk
- 4 Terms, Conditions, and One Financial Miracle
- 5 The Trees Were Entirely Too Tall to Be Civilised
- 6 Witch Apparently
- 7 The Village Takes a Dim View of Sorcery
- 8 A Brief Public Burning
- 9 Return Policy, Language Pack, and Dorito Dust
- 10 A New Wardrobe
- 11 Before the Truck, There Were Consent Forms
- 12 The Mannequin Incident
- 13 Interlude: The Wrath of the Almighty and the Extremely Unfortunate Angel
- 14 The Day I Finally Got a Nice Town
- 15 The Almighty’s Completely Respectable Administrative Meeting
- 16 Caught in 4K
- 17 Well That Was Rude
- 18 Interlude: Malachi Pays for Everyone’s Sins Again
- 19 The Day I Accidentally Introduced Myself as Discount Odin
- 20 The Sayings of the Very Tired One
- 21 How I Lost an Eye to Domestic Industry and Gained a Spear I Could Barely Use
- 22 The Raid in Which I Accidentally Became a Maritime Problem
- 23 In Which I Become a Regional Safety Concern and Then Get Killed by Weather
- 24 To Review
- 25 The Controller of Fate
- 26 Interlude: The Committee for Catastrophic Men
- 27 Interlude 2: The Bill Against Joshua Cross
- 28 In Which I Am Incorrectly Sorted by an Empire
- 29 Brick by Brick
- 30 The Most Dangerous Man in Egypt
- 31 How to avoid people in high places
- 32 Practical Solutions to Divine Wrath
- 33 The Day I Accidentally Became Logistics
- 34 I Make the Catastrophic Error of Understanding Tides
- 35 The Man Who Knew Where to Walk
- 36 The Unfortunate Appointment of Joshua Cross, Desert Expert
- 37 Forty Years of Moses, Me, and Other Administrative Errors
- 38 The People vs. Joshua, Apparently
- 39 The Least Sensible Hiding Place in Recorded Theology
- 40 The Bath, the Wine, and the Last Good Drop of Water
- 41 Subscription Immortality
- 42 Joshua Cross and the The Great Death Review---end of book 1
- 43 The Resurrection Clause Had Fees---Book 2 The Further Deaths of Joshua Cross: Hell Charges Interest
- 44 Interlude: The Stain Beneath Omnipotence
- 45 The Wrong Apocalypse---This is a cross over Arc with one of my other book series
- 46 Two Weeks Without a Punchline
- 47 Death Becomes Him
- 48 The Big Boss---A bonus chapter cause I missed Monday
- 49 The Review Board of Bad Decisions
- 50 Safety Inspection for the Recently Misplaced
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