Harry Potter: Spoilers Won't Save You
Synopsis
He watched six Harry Potter films in a life he no longer has.
Then he woke up in it.
He knows who dies. He knows who betrays. He knows the ending.
None of that stopped him from falling in love with all of it.
A boy with a crowbar, a dead man's foreknowledge, and absolutely no intention of following the script.
The wizarding world has faced Dark Lords, basilisks, and prophecies.
It has never faced Kevin Croft.
Go read it. You won't sleep.
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Chapters (233 Total)
RSS- 1 Chapter 1: Ding! I've Been Dropped into the Harry Potter World
- 2 Chapter 2: Diagon Alley Lights Up!
- 3 Chapter 3: Crashing Platform 9¾ with Harry Potter
- 4 Chapter 4: Flicking a Rat's Nipples on the Hogwarts Express
- 5 Chapter 5: Kevin Lifts Draco Like He Weighs Nothing
- 6 Chapter 6: Nailing Transfiguration on Day One
- 7 Chapter 7: Potions Class — Kevin Throws Down with Snape
- 8 Chapter 8: Snape's Shockingly High Score
- 9 Chapter 9: Broom Fails, Pebble Threats, and One Killer Catch
- 10 Chapter 10: Snape's "Special Treatment" and the Troll Crash-Landing
- 11 Chapter 11: Kevin's Troll Showdown — Eyeball Stab and All
- 12 Chapter 12: Quidditch Chaos — Snape's Seat Catches Fire
- 13 Chapter 13: Kevin's Sneaky Tea Party with Hagrid
- 14 Chapter 14: Kevin Falls into Snape's Debt Trap
- 15 Chapter 15: Hermione's Sweet Christmas Invite
- 16 Chapter 16: Hermione's Wild Hair and the Granger Welcome
- 17 Chapter 17: Christmas Gifts and That Cheek Kiss
- 18 Chapter 18: Baby Dragon Hatches and Draco Gets Tamed
- 19 Chapter 19: Dragon Pranks, Unicorn Blood, and a Voldemort Showdown Mission
- 20 Chapter 20: Crowbar Beatdown — Voldemort Never Saw It Coming
- 21 Chapter 21: Storm's End — Heroes, Dragons, and Blinding Spells
- 22 Chapter 22: Snape's Sneaky Holiday Homework
- 23 Chapter 23: The Magical Bracelets from Mum and Dad
- 24 Chapter 24: Hermione's Tears and the Surprise Next Door
- 25 Chapter 25: Best Friends, Bumper Cars, and a Rescue Mission
- 26 Chapter 26: Dobby the House-Elf Gets Schooled
- 27 Chapter 27: Flying Car to the Burrow
- 28 Chapter 28: Lockhart's Book Signing Circus — and Lucius Malfoy Shows Up
- 29 Chapter 29: Kevin Lays Out Lucius Malfoy
- 30 Chapter 30: Colin's Starstruck Snaps
- 31 Chapter 31: Lockhart's Pixie Chaos — Kevin's Chain Lightning Steals the Show
- 32 Chapter 32: Flint's Slur — and Kevin's Breaking Point
- 33 Chapter 33: Draco Spills on the Chamber — Rogue Bludger Rampage
- 34 Chapter 34: The Duelling Club, Parseltongue Panic, and Hagrid's Secret
- 35 Chapter 35: Kevin Plucks a Phoenix and Blows the Chamber Wide Open
- 36 Chapter 36: Storming the Chamber — Basilisk Down, Tom Riddle Done
- 37 Chapter 37: Freeing Dobby the House-Elf
- 38 Chapter 38: Ambush on the Hogwarts Express
- 39 Chapter 39: Train Aftermath — No Attackers Left Breathing
- 40 Chapter 40: Ponytails, Kittens, and Christmas
- 41 Chapter 41: Draco's Breaking Point
- 42 Chapter 42: Levelling Up Hard and Meeting Snowdrift the Hippogriff
- 43 Chapter 43: Holiday Barbecues, Camping Trips, and Excellent Friend Sleepovers
- 44 Chapter 44: Gearing Up for the Wild Camping Trip
- 45 Chapter 45: Squirrel Chaos and the Almost-Kiss
- 46 Chapter 46: Barbecue Disasters and Nap-Time Snuggles
- 47 Chapter 47: Sirius Black Breaks Out of Azkaban
- 48 Chapter 48: Dementors Crash the Hogwarts Express
- 49 Chapter 49: Dumbledore's Full Trust — And the Poop Candy Incident
- 50 Chapter 50: Patronus Crash Course and Lupin's Drop-In
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