Flesh of Gods [LitRPG, Comedy, Space Whales]

When the world ended, Nathan was drinking tequila through a vuvuzela at a bonfire party. He didn't even finish the countdown.

Now Earth is gone. He's saved in the nanosecond before extinction by an alien corporation, fitted with a parasitic god-fragment fused to his spine, and handed a two-hundred-year service contract he can work off by killing things.

The god-fragment won't shut up. It speaks in his voice. It wants him to eat things. Punch people. Bonk. It quoted Diogenes mid-boss-fight.

Nathan's weapon is a plastic horn. His build is terrible.

He survives by forming a soul-bond with a baby space whale and eating alien tentacles while his team tells him to stop.

In a universe that runs on extraction and exploitation, Nathan would rather understand something than kill it.

That might be the most dangerous thing about him.

What to Expect:

* LitRPG system with levels, stats, and terrible build decisions

* Weak-to-strong progression (heavy emphasis on the weak part)

* Found family forged under alien corporate exploitation

* Cosmic horror meets corporate satire

* A very weird slow-burn with jokes, teeth, and an actual heart under all the fungal growths

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