Fortune's Favored. Scumbag's wishes granted by insane luck. [Isekai Comedy]

DARK ISEKAI COMEDY. UPDATES EVERY 3 DAYS.

“Inevitable Triumph” sounds cool until you realize the universe only grants your wishes after maximum embarrassment, property damage, at least one felony.  

Meet the protagonist fate loves to bully, self-proclaimed Emperor Vortex the Unyielding. He introduces himself with at least five titles, calls throwing bricks at his enemies "dark magic" and constantly runs away from the consequences of his actions.

His party ? An oblivious loyal oracle, a scholar who tried con him and a banished princess who swears bloody vengeance on him. Follow along this dysfunctional party as they suffer through their adventures.

What to expect:

Repulsive, horrible human being protagonist that slowly turns into a lovable idiot.
Two magic systems. One that runs on hard logic and another that works as a wild card. No systems, just magi-tech.
Monkey's paw like powers.
Romantic bickering.
Chaotic, crude, sleazy, dark, ironic comedy with occasional unexpected heart.