Transmigrated Into a Cultivation World? Good Thing I Can Read Minds! [Xianxia Parody]

Cultivate the Dao of Shamelessness. Ascend to the Heavens.

Transmigrated into a world full of immortal-seeking, drug-addicted cultivators with a broken dantian, Feng Fan discovers his unique cheat: Mind-reading.

Armed with said cheat, a sentient brick, and the knowledge of countless xianxia plots burned into his mind, he’s determined to reach immortality. With his brain long fried by brain-rot plots, no young master or ancient clan can stop his rise.

What to expect:

- Bawdy humor.

- Actual Daoist knowledge (mixed with bawdy humor)

- Shameless, unhinged MC who doesn’t hesitate to use anything at his disposal to achieve his goals.

- Young masters, who need facial reconstruction, in abundance

- Honey-trap jade beauties.

- Elders to slap, and ancient clans to set on fire.

- No harem.

- The most edgy of the edgelords (Little Brick has 12 edges).

- This is a parody of brain-rot cultivation novels. Turn off your brain and enjoy the ride.

- Sect Building (much later in the story)

Average Chapter Length: 2,000 Words

Release Schedule: 3x chapter/week.

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This novel is part of Feng Fan's Ascension Saga.

Capitalistic Cultivation. (Launched)

Max Comprehension: I Defy The Heavens With a Sword. (Launch date TBD)

Seizing Divinity. (Launch date TBD)

Cover by Duy Phan

Typograph by Inorai