Transmigrated Into a Cultivation World? Good Thing I Can Read Minds! [Xianxia Parody]
Synopsis
Cultivate the Dao of Shamelessness. Ascend to the Heavens.
Transmigrated into a world full of immortal-seeking, drug-addicted cultivators with a broken dantian, Feng Fan discovers his unique cheat: Mind-reading.
Armed with said cheat, a sentient brick, and the knowledge of countless xianxia plots burned into his mind, he’s determined to reach immortality. With his brain long fried by brain-rot plots, no young master or ancient clan can stop his rise.
What to expect:
- Bawdy humor.
- Actual Daoist knowledge (mixed with bawdy humor)
- Shameless, unhinged MC who doesn’t hesitate to use anything at his disposal to achieve his goals.
- Young masters, who need facial reconstruction, in abundance
- Honey-trap jade beauties.
- Elders to slap, and ancient clans to set on fire.
- No harem.
- The most edgy of the edgelords (Little Brick has 12 edges).
- This is a parody of brain-rot cultivation novels. Turn off your brain and enjoy the ride.
- Sect Building (much later in the story)
Average Chapter Length: 2,000 Words
Release Schedule: 3x chapter/week.
This novel is part of Feng Fan's Ascension Saga.
Capitalistic Cultivation. (Launched)
Max Comprehension: I Defy The Heavens With a Sword. (Launch date TBD)
Seizing Divinity. (Launch date TBD)
Cover by Duy Phan
Typograph by Inorai
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Status: Ongoing
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Chapters (101 Total)
RSS- 1 Chapter 1: When a Shy Maiden Lifts Her Skirt
- 2 Chapter 2: Rob Them Clean!
- 3 Chapter 3: Cultivators Are a Perverted Bunch
- 4 Chapter 4: Allergic To Beauties
- 5 Chapter 5: Fratricide?! Let Me Punish This Evildoer!
- 6 Chapter 6: Call Me Your Grandpa
- 7 Chapter 7: Villains Need Better Work Ethics
- 8 Chapter 8: Sorry, I Have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
- 9 Chapter 9: Cheating The Cheaters
- 10 Chapter 10: Pay Up, Or Else…
- 11 Chapter 11: Dao Discussion
- 12 Chapter 12: Spouting Nonsense, Preaching the Dao
- 13 Chapter 13: Poor As Fuck
- 14 Chapter 14: He, Feng Fan, Doesn’t Swing That Way!
- 15 Chapter 15: Immortal Master, I need to take a piss!
- 16 Chapter 16: Chicken, a Man’s Best Friend
- 17 Chapter 17: Snake Entering The Cave
- 18 Chapter 18: One Climax at a Time
- 19 Chapter 19: No Sane Person In This Place
- 20 Chapter 20: Anus Destroyer
- 21 Chapter 21: Body Remodeling: 99%
- 22 Chapter 22: I Just Went Out to Take a Piss
- 23 Chapter 23: Constructing The Array Dao Body, Stepping Into The Cultivation Path
- 24 Chapter 24: A Black Brick?! The Real Protagonist Appears!
- 25 Chapter 25: If I’m to Eat Soft Rice, It’ll Only Be From Young, Beautiful Women!
- 26 Chapter 26: Why Are You Naked?
- 27 Chapter 27: Life And Death Duel (1)
- 28 Chapter 28: Life And Death Duel (2)
- 29 Chapter 29: Young Master Wants to Eat The Protagonist (1)
- 30 Chapter 30: Young Master Wants to Eat The Protagonist (2)
- 31 Chapter 31: Teaching The Mutt a Lesson on The Owner’s Behalf
- 32 Chapter 32: It Truly Is Difficult To Defy The Heavens
- 33 Chapter 33: Gay Master In Trouble
- 34 Chapter 34: Pig-like Teammate
- 35 Chapter 35: True Gender Equality!
- 36 Chapter 36: Snake Entering The Cave… Reversed?
- 37 Chapter 37: Ask The Brick In My Hand First!
- 38 Chapter 38: Limb Regrowing Pill
- 39 Chapter 39: Chatting NPCs
- 40 Chapter 40: Accepting A Master
- 41 Chapter 41: As A Moral, Upright Man…
- 42 Chapter 42: Teaching How To Spell Death
- 43 Chapter 43: Did You Take a Bath in a Sewer or Roll Around in Manure?
- 44 Chapter 44: Go Kiss Your Grandson’s Ass, Horny Ghost!
- 45 Chapter 45: Stepping Into The Second Realm
- 46 Chapter 46: Shouldn’t You Put On Some Clothes First?
- 47 Chapter 47: Dai Ming’s True Identity
- 48 Chapter 48: Thunder Forest
- 49 Chapter 49: If That Bastard Dai Ming Appeared Now…
- 50 Chapter 50: Dao Heart Like Water
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