A Dragon Called Bob [Book 1 stubbing 14th July]

Karma's a bitch, and then you hoard.

Being isekai’d into the body of a dragon whose only task is to guard and grow a pile of shiny treasure seemed like a win to Bob. Flight, Might, Bite — and all it cost him was dying? Fair trade! There’s even a dungeon core as a bonus to his starting pile of treasure!  The system claimed this was a downgrade from his human life, but it didn’t feel like it… at first. 

Unfortunately, his dungeon sprite is a borderline-psychotic 1200-year-old pixie from a cultivation world who just missed out on becoming a god.  She isn’t happy about interning for a lizard, and her idea of positive conflict resolution involves punching Bob’s minions in their balls until they do as they’re told.

The challenges are endless for a newly hatched dragon.  The looming threat of idiots with magic swords looking to take his head, a dungeon to grow, a sudden tendency to salivate whenever virgin sacrifices are mentioned, and a burning desire to expand his hoard.

Worst of all, Bob has to learn how to be a better person, or he’ll find out what the next downgrade will be.

Book One (up to chapter 74) will be stubbed on July 14th in anticipation of its publication on Amazon.

✨ Two separate LitRPG-lite systems for Bob! (Draconic Evolution and Dungeon Core)

🔥 Breath Weapons!  Sharp claws!  …Business acumen?

⚔️ Strong to Stronger MC

📚 A world inspired by the likes of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams. 

⚫ Bawdy humour and zany side characters.

⏳ Release schedule: Mon-Fri

⚔️ Read 30 chapters ahead on Patreon!