A Dragon Called Bob [Book 1 stubbing 14th July]
Synopsis
Karma's a bitch, and then you hoard.
Being isekai’d into the body of a dragon whose only task is to guard and grow a pile of shiny treasure seemed like a win to Bob. Flight, Might, Bite — and all it cost him was dying? Fair trade! There’s even a dungeon core as a bonus to his starting pile of treasure! The system claimed this was a downgrade from his human life, but it didn’t feel like it… at first.
Unfortunately, his dungeon sprite is a borderline-psychotic 1200-year-old pixie from a cultivation world who just missed out on becoming a god. She isn’t happy about interning for a lizard, and her idea of positive conflict resolution involves punching Bob’s minions in their balls until they do as they’re told.
The challenges are endless for a newly hatched dragon. The looming threat of idiots with magic swords looking to take his head, a dungeon to grow, a sudden tendency to salivate whenever virgin sacrifices are mentioned, and a burning desire to expand his hoard.
Worst of all, Bob has to learn how to be a better person, or he’ll find out what the next downgrade will be.
Book One (up to chapter 74) will be stubbed on July 14th in anticipation of its publication on Amazon.
✨ Two separate LitRPG-lite systems for Bob! (Draconic Evolution and Dungeon Core)
🔥 Breath Weapons! Sharp claws! …Business acumen?
⚔️ Strong to Stronger MC
📚 A world inspired by the likes of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.
⚫ Bawdy humour and zany side characters.
⏳ Release schedule: Mon-Fri
⚔️ Read 30 chapters ahead on Patreon!
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Chapters (273 Total)
RSS- 51 Chapter 51 - Where everyone knows your name
- 52 Chapter 52 - Not a fish
- 53 Chapter 53 - Paternal lecture
- 54 Chapter 54 - Rise of the Machines
- 55 Chapter 55 - Science fiction special
- 56 Chapter 56 - Karmic entanglement
- 57 Chapter 57 - Revelations
- 58 Chapter 58 - Dietary restrictions
- 59 Chapter 59 - No one expects the Draconic Inquisition
- 60 Chapter 60 - Eyes of the beast
- 61 Chapter 61 - Discipline
- 62 Chapter 62 - Introductions
- 63 Chapter 63 - Reunion
- 64 Chapter 64 - Don’t cross the streams
- 65 Chapter 65 - Horde or Hoard?
- 66 Chapter 66 - Teleportation! Kind of.
- 67 Chapter 67 - Proposal
- 68 Chapter 68 - Consumation
- 69 Chapter 69 - The previous chapter should have been chapter 69 for obvious reasons
- 70 Chapter 70 - Truce. Kinda.
- 71 Chapter 71 - Inflight meals
- 72 Chapter 72 - Cacas ex alto.
- 73 Chapter 73 - Punting Hunters
- 74 Chapter 74 - Righteous taxation
- 75 Chapter 75 - Return of the Bob [start of book 2]
- 76 Chapter 76 - With great upgrades comes great pain
- 77 Chapter 77 - Interview
- 78 Chapter 78 - The Inquaesition
- 79 Chapter 79 - Not really a library
- 80 Chapter 80 - Shopping. Gross.
- 81 Chapter 81 - They’re called pedipalps, Bob.
- 82 Chapter 82 - Bloodsucking parasites
- 83 Chapter 83 - Lifting, running, and getting nuked.
- 84 Chapter 84 - Draconis Superior
- 85 Chapter 85 - Demonic wisdom.
- 86 Chapter 86 - Prima Noctis
- 87 Chapter 87 - Schemes
- 88 Chapter 88 - Are you not entertained?
- 89 Chapter 89 - Gladiatorial debut
- 90 Chapter 90 - Debts
- 91 Chapter 91 - Balls
- 92 Chapter 92 - Toilet humour.
- 93 Chapter 93 - Villain revealed!
- 94 Chapter 94 - Homeward Bound
- 95 Chapter 95 - Karmically justifiable menu selections
- 96 Chapter 96 - Daddy
- 97 Chapter 97 - Captured
- 98 Chapter 98 - It goes deeper.
- 99 Chapter 99 - In the halls of the hairy king
- 100 Chapter 100 - Contracts
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